Oh, so spoilers for Batman V Superman ahead, if the trailers haven’t spoiled it enough for you then look ahead with caution.
Some peasants view: (aka Bryce the one who hates everything)
Batman V Superman is worse than Spectre like how?!? How can you ruin everything within 30 seconds they ruined the flash and they ruined literally everything like even Batman didn't feel like Batman he felt like some other superhero and no Ben Affleck is not better than Christian Bale and it ruins it. Everything was awful about this film except one scene where they look into the meta human files and you see the Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg cameos and the only one you get a slight real look at is Aquaman (who in fairness looks amazing) but the flash is just him there then not there and some lightning and cyborgs was just a guy working on cyborg and then he was made. Btw the end credits are the best bit I love them so much it was amazing. The Batman origin story was so bad it was just wasn't needed and by bad I mean Bruce flies on bats out of a well. Lois Lane is in the film for about 4/5 if the movie and she sucks so much and it's just awful. Spoiler Superman dies but wait he's coming back for Justice League so his 15 minute milking his death is just not worth it and it's just a pain to watch. This film is a 3/10 and not even a good 3 like the sort of 3 you look at and just feel pity. Don't watch this film watch it illegally DC don't deserve any money and it is literally a waste of time and money and humanity.
The view of the Ginger:
I would love to say I disagree with Bryce here but this film man, oh dear God, you know a film has gone to shit when in Batman’s origin a load of fucking bats carry him away Dracula Untold style. Dawn of Justice?! The only thing that dawned from this movie, was yet another depressingly dark and brooding Zack Snyder pile of faeces. Perhaps that was a little harsh of a description but the film’s very own director, Mr Snyder himself, describes it as being ‘it is what it is’ now if that doesn’t just fill you with joy and confidence then what will? When one of the best parts of your film is the Captain America Civil War trailer at the beginning you know something went wrong. There are literally 3 redeeming parts to this movie; firstly Alfred, (Bryce disagrees but meh), relatively funny version of alfred and I feel is more helpful than previous cinematic incarnations, secondly the fantastic Aquaman and Cyborg cameos, and I guess the flash one too… But by far, the greatest part of the film, the highlight, the piece of true cinematic greatness was the fenomenale end credits scene, this I shall not spoil, but wait until the very end for a piece of movie history in the making.
Oh yeah and it’s totally better than Spectre.
We also recommend watching the Lego batman move next year instead, infact here's the trailer, it's better than 95% of this film:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJyp2LFHgk
My edit sum's up the quality of this film...
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